Today.... well it doesn't begin today. Let's try... Last night I used my best decision making skills and decided to drink. I binge drank. I had beer before liquor, and while I have been sicker I was still voming all over my bathroom and bed. That is the end of the night though... It began pretty sweet and I was having a good time. I only fell once but some guy, TJ?, caught me and so my leg was pretty safe. I made a phone call that I shouldn't have to a boy I decided I didn't want to talk to. So that was a win. Protip: hide yo phone. I proceeded to tell him things I shouldn't have and made him think that I wanted to be with him... but realllly I don't. I was just being an attention needing girl. We all have our moments. But then I went back up to my apartment. I blacked out. I regain conscience when I puke... because my body always remembers that. It is it's way of payback for what I do to it. I was hazy and I looked around. 'Who's bathroom am I in?' was my first thought. Then I saw my good old tree frogs shower curtain bright blue bath mats and literally fist pumped 'Yessss'. It was pretty amazing.
So, today. Today was my first day on the job. I was scheduled at 12 but I thought 1230... not that I wasn't 5 minutes late anyway. So I get there and the smells were making my hangover terrible. I seriously was going to puke. My boss was glaring at me... I was sent home. First day. Honestly I am terrible. I wish my mother and I had a good enough relationship that I could really let her know how much of a winner her daughter is. Such a shame that she will never really know me.
Well I haven't eaten yet today and I really should.
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